12... Any number of things can wipe us out, and death is a certainty no matter what, so let there be no cause to do anything that does not have a purpose.
13... And the greatest of all these purposes is to identify oneself with the Cosmos before it’s too late and we have to pay more taxes.
14... Let us Party therefore, and become intoxicated in the Glory of the Stars, and Dana Scully, Scientist is the Star we hold dearest to our hearts, for She will never let us down, unlike, say, Rick Astley.
(Scullyation 6: 12-14)
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